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Funniest Clean Ginger Jokes

A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else." So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour." The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"
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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?
You would too if you were a ginger
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Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
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